Dear bat or bird that flew into my house via the chimney:
While I am flattered that you chose my house to visit, I am quite displeased that you simply invited yourself over. I completely understand wanting to make an entrance, however crashing thru the fireplace grate and scaring the pee-waddle out of me was bad form!
And after the spectacle you made you hid...perhaps my screaming in terror made you nervous, but dear friend you must understand my point of view: I was already snuggled in ready to work on a hat that I'm making and minding my own business!
Please kindly stay in the great outdoors where Mother Nature intended... Thank you!!!
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